ode to snapple apple
a bottle full of beautythe smell, the taste, a true slicenever a better drink has been in mefor you i’d pay a huge ass price 
i would marry you if i couldbecause you are perfectionif you wanted to be presidentyou would surely win the election
juicy red and popping greenwhy the fuck you so tastyi want you all over my mouthso i will drink you with haste-y
please never change your waysdearest snapple apple juicewhat we have here is so specialwithout you i’d need a noose
my cup in hand, all is goodtogether forever we will beyou’re all i need mr. snappleyour taste, better than sex for me 
goddamn you’re just so niftyi want to show you how i feelwhat the fuck you’re just like an appleexcept you have no peel 
no i’m not fucking jokinggo drink some of this shitit literally tastes exactly like an applehow the fuck do they do it 

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